First: Orlando Jones feels that a responsibility of his "artistry is to hold a mirror up to society." The 7-Up huckster might want to turn his magic mirror around and look at the mouth in the mirror. Irresponsible and possibly dangerous tweets like his generally come from, but aren’t directed at – the equally large-mouthed Sarah Palin and Rush Limbaugh types.
Second: Roger Ailes, the Fox News Captain has hired Mark Sanford as an able bodied and well-traveled cabin boy. Every has-been is fit to work at Fox! Sanford’s new ship-mates will be excited to hear the news. After all, Greta Van Susteren, Judith Miller and Brit Hume undoubtedly thought they would never lay eyes on Sanford again after their reportage on his Argentinian voyage by way of the Appalachian Trail. Always use good maps, wear clean underwear and buy an excellent GPS.
Third: Tony La Russa, Manager of the St Louis Cardinals, who lost game 5 in the World Series due to crowd noise?