Gold: Rodney Erickson, the new President of Penn State. Meet the new boss, he’s the same as the old boss – but he’s much better at P.R., if he does say so himself. There is no doubt in his mind that he was hired to pull the reputation of Penn State out of the mud. Motto: "No bad publicity, no problem!" Let the healing begin.
Silver: Congressman Allen West, Token Teabagger and full tilt nutter. The Republicans are in big trouble when ‘Mad Daddy West’ meets with them to express his disappointment. With members of his Outlaw Motorcycle gang posted at exits, and Crazy Chief of Staff Joyce Kauffman as Sgt at Arms, Republicans will be corrected. Kauffman is known for stating "If ballots don’t work, bullets will." No wonder the GOP is so obstinate, if you want to vote against your fellow Republicans, you’ll have to be beaten out of the gang…Er party – first.
Bronze: Bill O’Reilly and Laura Ingraham. The duo is setting up another fact-free ‘hint-a-hit’ on Planned Parenthood. O’Reilly’s ‘hints’ like ‘Tiller the Baby Killer’ are bound to sprout somewhere when he sows the seeds with such abandon.