Gold: Sen. Frank Antenori of AZ, also known as the loser of the 2006 race for U.S. Rep. Gabrielle Gifford’s seat, seems to be attempting to fill her shoes via the most dastardly and dumb method possible. Antenori told ‘The Arizona Republic’ that he would not challenge Giffords. He did not swear that he wouldn’t raise questions about her ability to function in office, implying that her recent vote was a Democratic trick, and a rare feat for Giffords, who is only eight months into healing from devastating gunshot wounds to the head. One difference between them is that her wounds weren’t self-inflicted, leading me to believe that the best thing for Antenori the blow-hard to do would be to follow Keith’s suggestion.
Silver: Rick Perry: Perry has the high-gloss pomaded look which goes so well with shady car dealers and cut-rate furniture salesmen – but it is insulting to compare those men with ‘The Death Gambler.’Politics has given Perry very plush pigeons to bilk, and those few people who like him, such as his mama, had better sit down for this one. I’ve yet to meet a con-man who would sell senior citizens on the idea of taking cheap shoes in exchange for their life insurance, even if it did make Perry and Swiss banking monolith UBS mega millions! By the way, he’s not that good of a salesman.
Bronze: Pat Robertson "doesn’t wanna get weird." That’s the news for today. There is a little more to it. We all know that in ‘the last days’ there will be signs, and Pat Robertson will point out whatever Glenn Beck misses. This time it is the crack in the Washington Monument which hearkens back to a Biblical story, – oh and the impending storm! Did Pat have any comments about the tornadoes which ripped through the Bible Belt this spring in unprecedented numbers? If he did, I’m sure it reminds him of a story.