Gold: Bristol Palin and Jersey Shore’s ‘The Situation’ are seen here in a public service announcement promoting – abstinence! No, it’s not a spoof, as I’d thought. In the words of, well one of them, It’s "Fer real, fer real, fer real." Some argue that it’s too late for either half of the duo to promote abstinence, I disagree. At minimum, they’re a powerful incentive to use birth control. (meow hiss) C’mon, you know you were thinking the same thing.
Silver: Roger Ailes of Fox News truly shares the honors with team members like Sean Hannity who ran the scandalous story about our unhinged Commander in Chief,
and Obama was a mess! Hannity confided "I have excellent sources" on his Nov. 18th show when he enumerated the many ways in which Obama was losing his mind, – finishing with the sparkling gem that Obama is absolutely obsessed with Fox News! Hannity’s "excellent sources" – weren’t revealed on Fox, why ruin a good story? I have the sickening feeling that it’s still circling the globe via "Fwd" email lists. P.S. When WE use The Onion, we mark it as humor. That and so much more lifts us far above the Fox News Network. I’m just sayin’- it bears keeping in mind, please.
Bronze: An Eastern German retiree demonstrated why it is an excellent idea to hone the skills one may use in retirement. If construction isn’t your bailiwick, then working on good relations with the neighbors is essential.