Gold: Richard Handel of Sweden may have been trying out for his own reality cooking/science show, ‘Splitting Atoms at Home on the Range.’ I’ve always maintained that a man should have a hobby, what could possibly go wrong?
Silver: Newt Gingrich is in a state of pique. Popularity polls, run by people who are obviously jealous refuse to take into consideration his astonishing number of Twitter followers – six times that of all other candidates combined! He is a man to be reckoned with, ya’ll. Oddly, he is still about a million dollars behind in revenue. The Twitterpated must be adoring legions too poor to contribute, surely that is it.
Bronze: Bob Beckel and Greg Gutfeld of Glenn Beck’s replacement show on Foxsnooze ‘The Five.’ Mercifully, more obnoxious people would be difficult to find. There has been a bit of a dust-up over slap happy comments that they have given Sarah Palin preferential treatment – as she is a co-worker of sorts. Of course in the hard-hitting news game there is no room for favorites, so too is the illusion in the morning idiot hour. After a day of ‘thought’ and constant laughing like hyenas, they are back-peddling ever so softly, perhaps hoping the Killah from Wasilla won’t hear them. No one else is watching, I wouldn’t sweat it.