Duh ‘oh Award: Steven Daniel of GA whose robbery of a convenience store was cut short. Where’s a cop when you really need him?
Goody Two Shoes: Steve Stevlic is a Family Values Teabagger big shot complete with a wife and two kids. This picture of virtue resides in a glass house, with a basket of stones within easy reach, and a black book with special numbers in it. The most important lesson Stevlic has ever received in a fortune cookie? "When throwing stones, timing is everything, ya idiot!"
Lyin’ Guys: Justin Phillips the Tea Party Nation founder, leaped to the defense of Wide Mouth bAss Hank Williams Junior who has lost his spot on ESPN. Phillips either hates, loathes and despises sports or – he has stood in solidarity with Williams, knowing full well that no one keeps tabs on his viewing habits. Correction: No one kept tabs on his TV viewing habits – until now.