This is an example of satire working toward resolving an important moral issue. Even presented in an ONION sort of way this can pull the heart strings of those who are not Republicans. Republicans have no heart strings. They think with their gut. The lower gut, which is full up with… They have crapstrings.
See that 12 year old. He CHOSE to be gay. He CHOSE to sit alone eating his lunch. He CHOSE to be called a gay 43 times a week. He CHOSE to suffer the jokes and pain that drives so many to thoughts of suicide or suicide itself.
Denial in the face of reality is the driving force of Republican politics. Global Warming is a hoax, it does not exist, no matter it is now not only scientific fact, but Burbee seeds has spent millions reprinting their seed packages to reflect the new planting times and temperate map on the back. Hell, anyone can look out the damn door. And don’t get me started on creationism! Now their is ignorance beyond the pale. At least denying climate change is good for oil, gas and coal industries. What is creationism good for?
