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Onion News: American Dream Declared Dead


American Dream Declared Dead As Final Believer Gives Up

The American Dream is different than American Exceptionalism.

The American Dream is about HOPE for the future.

American Exceptionalism is about Jesus Christ declaring that America and Americans are SUPERIOR to every one and every place in the world. It is what unattractive overweight dull nitwits talk about to feel good about themselves. After all, reality is a real pain in the ass for them.