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Troubled Democrats To Undergo Party Counseling

It was all so good once. While they can still remember the magic they shared in 2008, teary-eyed Democrats have vowed to undergo party counseling.

Across the aisle, tight lipped Republicans swear that things have never been better. No further comment. P.S. Boehner’s crying is said to be unrelated.