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Onion News: Drone on trial for Blowing up Afghani wedding


Predator Drone Court-Martialed For Afghani Civilian Deaths

What is it called when a rocket explodes on a wedding and hundreds of people are killed?  Hint: Begins with "terro…"

What do we call it when a military unit shoots an unarmed individual in the face. Hint: Begins with "murde…"

What do we call a place where a government rounds up entire families of one ethnic group and hold them in old barracks surrounded by barb wire and armed guards? Hint: Begins with "concentrat…"

What is it called when a government puts people in prison indefinitely without charges? Hint: Begins with "fascis…"

What do we call it when a government holds a person underwater to answer questions? Hint: Begins with "tortur…"

What do we call it when God tells a person to go kill people? Hint: Begins with "fundamentalist religio…"   

What do we call a religion that tries to force its beliefs upon the rest of the world? Hint: Begins with "Evangelica…

And there you have the universal problem with humanity. Though in these cases it’s exclusively Republicans. 

I heard this issue first addressed in song when I was a recently spurned young man, it stuck with me in all matters.

I wish that for just one time
You could stand inside my shoes
And just for that one moment
I could be you

Yes, I wish that for just one time
You could stand inside my shoes
You’d know what a drag it is
To see you

By the same guy who brought us the nicest 6 words in a row in the nicest song ever written.

And may you stay, forever young.