Other Guy Named Osama Bin Laden Can Finally Relax
Onion News Recap of the week of May 2, 2011: The other guy named Osama bin Laden can relax at last, needless to say he has been extremely nervous and twitchy for years. The death of another human being is terrific news for once; and the bullet that killed the notorious terrorist is a guest on Good Morning America. In other news, old college friends perfectly recreate an epic night out.