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Onion video, humor: Happy Healthy Obamas must change to relate to miserable, trashy, obese Americans

I am not saying that they need to change in an attempt to relate to Michele Bachmann’s gang of 4,000…but if they could make these simple changes, and contract a skin disease which makes them look pasty faced and white, it couldn’t
hurt! With the news that Michelle Obama will be taking childhood obesity on as a special concern and project, this is more important than ever!


Poll: Happy, Healthy Obamas Out Of Touch With Miserable Americans

You cannot miss the smiling, fit, good looks of the First Family. They’re obviously bright, loving, close-knit, and happy – showing tremendous grace under pressure. Add to this, they’re fit..who can relate to them?

Perhaps the limit is the revelation regarding the Biden romance, straight from the pouty lips of Jill Biden. Now we have to hear that even Biden has a better sex life?!!

The Onion offers some changes the First Family could make in order to fit in better with some Americans who may be feeling somewhat disenfranchised.