Teenage boy barges in to find his family masturbating!
Woman realizes she is the only one doing acid at a James Taylor concert.
Rack Jite find he is the only one not doing acid at a Pink Floyd concert.
Speaking of compressed sandwiches. After many years I finally found the name for that cast iron weight thing cooks use to squash various items on the grill. Bacon Press. Get one at Bed and Breakfest for $10. Comes in handy for bacon, burgers, and my favorite, boiled noodles thrown in the frying pan cooked a little crispy. A forgotten thing from grandma.