Bobby Jindal aside, here at the University of Iowa we find perhaps the greatest lesson I ever learned in college, always ask the hottest girl in the room something or other.
Even a “Hey, where are you from?” will do. Tough my favorite was “If you were to win the contest today, what would you do to make the world a better place?”
And whenever I got one of those cold-go-away responses I would follow it up with “So how many men have you made love to?” I loved the ones who would count on their fingers..And toes. But of course the best answer, which I only got once out of hundreds, was, “not enough.”