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Only pretty girls know who the Funk is Bobby Jindal

Only pretty girls know who the Funk is Bobby JindalBobby Jindal aside, here at the University of Iowa we find perhaps the greatest lesson I ever learned in college, always ask the hottest girl in the room something or other.

Even a “Hey, where are you from?” will do.  Tough my favorite was “If you were to win the contest today, what would you do to make the world a better place?”

And whenever I got one of those cold-go-away responses I would follow it up with “So how many men have you made love to?”  I loved the ones who would count on their fingers..And toes.  But of course the best answer, which I only got once out of hundreds, was, “not enough.”