Cash-Strapped PBS Releases Nova Special On Physics Behind Rhythmically Bouncing Breasts
A load of mulch is dumped in a pretty ballsy location, a racehorse is unaware it just cost some kid new braces, and desperate PBS airs ‘Nova: Boobs a’ Bouncin’"
In News Within the News:
Planned Parenthood’s eight billion dollar Abortionplex is a dream come true. Featuring a food court, and a deluxe mall/spa like atmosphere, it is convenient for women who "don’t like the inconvenience of birth control."
In ‘Real Life,’humorless Facebook users believing the Onion whopper was true, were overcome by anger. The anti-choice group launched a righteous protest! As a result, the Abortionplex has spawned a Yelp page, and garnered a 3.5 star rating based on more than 100 ‘reviews’ much like these samples:
"Originally came to the ‘Plex on a whim with a LivingSocial Instant Deal… what a gem! For $11 I was treated to the their ‘lunch’ combo of a basic abortion AND an order of General Tso’s chicken."
"The food court was as everyone has said. amazing? I spent the time gathering free samples (Chick Fil-A FTW) and got to slowly enjoy an Orange Julius as my niece had her lawfully obligatory sonogram."