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The Patriot Brothers defend and explain Christmas

Patriot Brothers explain Christmas

It never occurred to me that gun enthusiasts would make assault rifle Christmas cookies before, but you can bet your bedroom ammo arsenal they do. And ammo as Christmas tree ornaments too I bet!

The bros seem to be a bit confused as to exactly how Jesus came to be born.  Suffice it to say it was magic. Pretty much the same as how the world got here, magic. How humanity got here, magic. And so on. And so forth. Magic moments. I hear magic is not only THE TRUTH but the rational answer to  everything.

Magic seems to be the big difference tween churches and Star Trek conventions. One is based upon various forms of magic and the other based upon the possibilities of future technology. Which I suppose leaves Hobbits and Wizards on an even keel with religion.

You are aware of course that Islam is beating the pants off of Christianity regards evangelical fervor and growth. Which brings to mind a short conversation I had at my front door with a couple of Jehovah’s Witnesses just the other day.

Rather than just slamming the door in their face, I asked them the big question all men want to know. If they were the people who say I get to enjoy an eternity with 72 clothless virgins after I die? Nope? Well sorry.