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Paula Deen’s Final Apology & More Deep Fried Excuses Barely Political comedy

Paula Deen's Final Apology & More Home Cooked Excuses  Barely Political comedy Paula Deen cooks up some more batter dipped, chicken fried excuses for ya’ll.  Now give ’em a listen and see if one pulls at your heart strings. If it doesn’t then remember Deen’s invitation- just pick up ‘that first stone’ and throw it at her!  I believe she underestimates the American public’s zeal for consequence-free violence. It could be a coincidence but Paula’s teary ‘sincerity’ seems to increase with each store boycott of her products.

Deen’s story has changed almost daily. One day she claims that she never uses such language, and the next she only uses it when in fear for her very life!  Most recently, on ‘How Tara Turns’ Deen claimed that she only said ‘the N word’ because mama n’ them taught her to say it, and in her words: “I just am who I is.  Well, why didn’t she just say so? That’s an excuse in any court in the land!  Ooh, I hope George Zimmerman’s lawyer doesn’t read this.