Don’t we all have the right to a ‘Right Life?’ ‘Plan GOP’ ensures that your children will all be perfectly white, right-wing replicas of you – with no pesky ‘mistakes’ in your happy family…Just one Plan GOP pill ensures the continuation of you – and children like you!
Plan GOP:
“Together we can create an homogenous, unintelligent and extremist society of white people.
Together we can stand for the right to a right life.”
The thought of a society where babies are increasingly caramel, coffee, cream, cinnamon, brown, red, yellow or black in color is a terrifying rainbow to most right-thinking folks. When you factor in white babies who are left-leaning, compassionate bleeding hearts, the world looks grim indeed. Take heart. Now you needn’t worry about having such a child. Science can’t help us, but God has given us a way to detect defective children and deal with them within a few days of fertilization…Through a completely humane pill! When our tests detect unselfish traits such as pre-emptive empathy, intelligence and a heart – there is something you can do…Before it’s too late.
Thank goodness unregulated markets, corporate welfare, union busting, Koch enterprises and our other American values are now protected forever! This is ‘right’ family planning, it’s not for feckless, ungodly fun lovers, whom right thinking pharmacists have deprived of this pill on moral reasons for years. Protect America today and reproduce without fear, Mr. and Mrs. America!