**DRUDGE POLL** WHO WON THE FIRST PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE?
Total Votes: 566,335
So there you have it. The Donald did not pull out his dick, he didn’t take a dump on stage and most importantly he did not blame Hillary Clinton for having oral sex with an intern in the White House coffee clutch. So it’s a big win. HUGE win for him.
Problem is she sounded prepared, informed and smart – which perhaps even more than the racism, bigotry and misogyny than what drives the Trump campaign, it is what his supporters hate most. Smart people. My apologies to Randy Newman
Smart people got no reason
Smart people got no reason
Smart people got no reason
To live
They got great big brains
And little dicks
They run around
Acting like dickheads
They got their noses in the air
Lying through their teeth
With degrees on the wall
And sandals on their smarty pants feet
Well, I don’t want no smart people
Don’t want no smart people
Don’t want no smart people
`Round here