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Princeton Mormon Francisco Nava caught beating himself up

Princeton Student Francisco Nava is a Mormon and member of the Republican campus organization the Anscombe Society, a campus group consumed with issues of premarital sex, abortion and the evil gay men and women perpetrate upon us all.

Francisco and other members of the Anscombe Society recently received a batch of foul nasty death threats, and to ad injury to insult Mr. Nava was severely beaten by fellow Princeton Liberals dressed in black. He was hospitalized with lacerations, a swollen jaw and a concussion.

Republican comedian David Horowitz – whose job is to act as the database of all things evil liberals do on college campuses (mostly concerned with political correctness) – pushed the story of poor Francisco out to talk radio, Fox News and every other Republican news outlet is what am. It is what Horowitz does for a living – with Richard Mellon Scaife money I might ad. BTW, Horowitz is listed between Ann Coulter and Michael Savage as the 10 most disgusting human beings in America.

Well, it turns out Francisco not only sent all the death threats, but also beat the crap out of himself by running into a brick wall, repeatedly scraping his face against it and then breaking an Orangina bottle over his head.

Some would say that this is all pretty low and blame Francisco for the dishonesty, but come on, give the poor guy a break. He is a Mormon who has to wear blessed long underwear and believes Jesus if from Michigan, what do you expect? Does Mitt need a Princeton man for a running mate? Story a the Daily Princetonian