Thanksgiving travelers! Prepare to die! A holiday message from The Onion. And remember even if you are traveling by car an airplane can fall on you.
And to make this warning a good thing, be sure to tell your friends and family that you love them.
I did a eulogy for my best friend some time ago. There were just three speakers; the minister, the conservative brother and myself. Though we had very different ways of expressing it, we all spoke to the same central message. Tell your friends and family you love them and do for them today for they may not be around tomorrow. And the guilt shared in that.