Alt – Right sweetheart, and Trump news authority Alex Jones, lost his s@# during an Infowars shoot in Seattle on Friday. Jones was in full rant- mode, aggressively challenging and carping at the heels of passers-by. At one point, a good citizen, recognizing that Jones was far too stressed, doused Jones with coffee to revive and refresh him. My one complaint with this remix is that it doesn’t show the spirited chases that took place on Friday. Jones has since garnered sympathy by whining about “the goblin” who attacked him with “boiling coffee.” It was Jones who resembled a goblin as he chased two men across the street to continue his harangue, obviously not phased by “boiling coffee.”
As can be expected, while Jones drilled on about “globalist economic warfare” a passing man gave Jones the middle finger salute. Onlookers were treated to an impromptu chase, as Jones trundled after the younger man, to make the following point: “You aren’t an intellectual, you’re a dumb ass,” Jones bellowed. An illuminating exchange followed: “F*ck off,” the man suggested. “No, you f*ck off,” Jones replied. “I am f*cking off,” replied the man with a grin, as he strolled off.
“You’re trash,” another man then offered. Jones rushed to aggressively confront the man, demanding he “tell people intellectually who you are.” “Intellectually who I am?” the man asked. “I’m your momma!” Another brief chase ensued, again with Jones as the pursuer. Jones positioned himself directly in the man’s face, calling him a “literal slave of the system.” The man responded by throwing a cup of Seattle’s coffee on Jones. This man also flipped off Jones, while quipping, “I have to get to work – where they have more coffee.”
As the man walked away laughing, with an empty cup to refill – and a story to tell co-workers, Jones watched and declared, “I’m proud of this.”