Wu-Tang affiliated rapper Christ Bearer (Andre Johnson) will no longer have a penis after he cut it off Wednesday morning and doctors were unable to reattach the member.
First of all, I wonder how NFL Houston Texans’ star receiver Andre Johnson is doing this morning? Bet his phone is ringing.
And secondly, after Googling around the world of rap images and videos this morning I wonder if any of these dudes ever smile. Or God forbid laugh or tell jokes. Are the all angry scowling mfs? Where is the rap star TuTu Giggles?
I think these words from the article Andre Johnson (Christ Bearer), Wu-Tang Affiliated Rapper, Cuts Off Penis in Suicide Attempt gives us the gist of things.
Members of Northstar who also live in the same apartment building say they were there early this morning when he suddenly lept off the balcony. They say they weren’t on “any hard drugs that would cause him to do such a thing” and that the disturbing incident happened in a matter of seconds. By the time they raced downstairs, Christ Bearer was incoherent and running around screaming, the other rappers later told the celebrity news site.
No HARD drugs? Does that mean just shots of 151 and synthetic pot? Second story? Come on, I’ve done second story with a Superman cape and a big umbrella. Running around on the ground?
I suppose the bigger story in all this is why so many of us white people find this issue of mental health so funny. I would guess it is not so much racial as it is nasty angry rapper comeuppance. But then “rapper” is racial. I just wish they would smile and laugh more rather than all that finger hand wrist crap. And you know, it really isn’t that rap culture, or lyrics or persona that I don’t like. Rather it is the lack of musical ability that has so dominated American music for a generation.