The Liberal Redneck Trae Crowder, has been in a funk – not unlike most sentient beings, since the presidential election, that’s why it’s notable that today Crowder is feeling downright optimistic. He’s not feeling a little encouraged, he actually thinks we can ride this thing out! You know, he just might be right – and we can survive “President Circus Peanut’s ****ing Buffoonery.”
You see, Trae stumbled across some perspective. See if you agree that this may be the craziest Fourth of July on record, but it surely isn’t the worst or the darkest one we’ve ever faced as a nation. Looking back, we have been through some perilous times…Never with such a nitwit at the helm, but for instance, a Civil War is a mighty disruptive disagreement.
May the flame of freedom burn white hot – all the way down! Please pardon the photo, but as Trae bemoans the fact that his newly adopted state of California doesn’t allow fireworks, there is a bright side. I for one, would breathe a little easier knowing that this ever-popular form of stupid is punishable by law – of man and of nature. ‘Murica.