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REPUBLICAN PARTY ADMISSION TEST

REPUBLICAN PARTY ADMISSION TEST

1.  Can you say "my country right or wrong"?    Yes   No
2.  Are you more or less intolerant than you think you are?     More   Less
3.  How much do you hate sharing your stuff?     A lot   Very much
4.  Do you whine about taxes every:    15 seconds   30 seconds   2 minutes
5.  Check number of guns owned:    a dozen   a baker’s dozen  Not enough
6.  How many people would you enjoy shooting?    1    more than 1
7.  Who do you hate most?    Blacks   Immigrants   Gays   Liberals
8.  Hours a day spent hating above choice?    8 hrs    12 hrs    24 hrs
9.  Would you kill anyone speaking ill of your mother?    Probably  Yes
10. Are you an Aggie? (If not sure check Yes)    Yes    No
11. What upsets you more?  Nuclear-warfare   Genocide   Affirmative Action?
12. Check machinery you can operate:    Revolver   Pez   can opener
13. What organizations are you a member of?    VFW   KKK   NRA
14. What sports do you participate in?    Shooting    Shooting    Shooting
15. Put these words in the correct order.    God    Race   Country  Family
16. Can you quote Readers Digest without feeling like an idiot?   Yes    No
17. Hours a day do you listen to Rush Limbaugh?  1 hr  2 hrs  3 hrs    
18.Does this questionnaire phis you off?    Yes     No

Circle each answer and send a copy to:
RNC
310 First Street, SE
Washington, D.C. 20003
Please include copy of picture ID (you know why)