Free stuff! Hey I have an idea. Why not have Fox News, talk radio, Bill O’Reilly and Sarah palin all declare war on Santa Claus. Whose entire existence is handing out FREE STUFF. Free stuff is bad enough for adults but teaching kids to expect FREE STUFF is child abuse. And how about a War on Birthdays? More free stuff! You know whose on top of this don’t you? Jehovah’s Witnesses! No presents at all ever. Or music! Or blood. Or edumacation.