Seabrook, Tx – Tuesday, February 28 2017, 11:14PM
OH MY GOD! Did you see that? In front of congress and everyone? It is now time for The Donald to hit the road on outa here and take the 62 million nitwits who voted for him along with him.
Russia is nice this time of year. Bring cold weather gear. No guns allowed but Vodka is subsidized, though one litre per person per day.
Just had a discussion about this down at Seabrook’s favorite gathering place, Bubba’s Crab & Mullet bait shop [live shrimp weekends only].
All those not dressed in camo agreed that Trump’s performance will get the “I” word thing rolling. But it was suggested that if it did not, the best pitch to throw at him for the Presidential implosion we are all waiting for would be to have SNL revive Kristen Wiig as Dooneese Little Hands and bring her into Alec Baldwin’s Oval Office with both doing eight straight minutes of little dick jokes.
Calling for the emigration of 62 million Americans? Really? YES. Without them about 300 million guns would go with them and we could replace them with millions of gun free, Beam free, Bud Lite, meth free Mexican, Central American, Vietnamese, Pakistani, Syrian and Nigerian immigrants who have much much stronger family values, better worth ethics and nicer brains.