I been hearing from Fox News and Republicans about this horrible evil thing the President did by taking his dog Bo Christmas shopping. The audacity! The horror! A dirty dog in a store.
Fox News and the Republicans like Paul Ryan and John McCain who are whining about this failed to mention it was a PET SMART! Where, like PETCO, dogs are more than welcome. In this household we take Easy about once a week. And let me tell you, it’s the high point of his life. Other dogs to meet, thousands of doggy food smells, free treats, THE WEASELS and of course the pee on the floor from the bad dogs! In fact the D-O-G-G-Y S-T-O-R-E [which we cannot say out loud here] is even more exciting to our dog than the B-E-A-C-H [which we cannot say out loud either]. I even run in circles and wet my pants when anyone says BEACH!