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Ridiculist: Millionaire dog of mean Leona Helmsly bites it in style

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It has been a long time since we’ve seen the name or horrifying photo of Leona Helmsly. It’s a pity she checked out before the Rand Paul Republicans hove into view, she would have gotten along famously with the selfish and inhumane Ayn Rand crowd. ‘The Queen of Mean’ was always of the opinion that "Only the little people pay taxes," an opinion which caused her to run afoul of the IRS, which did not sweeten her disposition.

Leona did love one creature, her dog ‘Trouble, ‘who survived her to became a millionaire, lucky dog. Trouble just crossed ‘The Rainbow Bridge’ to be with his mistress – wherever that may be, leaving untold number of his employees are out of work. There is no word as to whether he was more generous in his will than his mistress. Her grandchildren could probably use a few bucks.