The Religion is Bullcrap routine…
George Carlin and Bill Maher are the two most well known and out spoken Atheists in America. Neither has ever been shy about expressing their contempt for religion, all religion.
After the second day of media coverage on the demise of George Carlin, I have yet to see, hear or read anything to the effect that George Carlin’s most famous quote – other than those 7 words – is "Religion is Bullcrap!" Which he has shouted loudly, repeatedly, constantly and PROUDLY from stages, tv shows, CDs and DVDs.
The media flat out refuses mention this most central aspect of George Carlin at all.
George! Can you hear me?
Oops, of course not, he’s dead. Anyway I wanted to say that I think you got it only half right – especially after watching the media bias destroy Bill and Hillary Clinton over the past few months and turn a Sunday Morning Talking Head into the most wonderful human being ever conceived with a family much better than YOURS, you losers!.
Religion AND THE MEDIA are equal partners in BULLSHIT!
Here are a few zingers from Mr. Carlin
Religion is sort of like a lift in your shoes. If it makes you feel better, fine. Just don’t ask me to wear your shoes.
When it comes to BULLSHIT…BIG-TIME, MAJOR LEAGUE BULLSHIT… you have to stand IN AWE, IN AWE of the all time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion.
Here’s another question I’ve been pondering- What is all this crap about Angels? Have you herd this? 3 out of 4 people belive in Angels. Are you FKING STUPID? Has everybody lost their mind? You know what I think it is? I think it’s a massive, collective, psychotic chemical flashback for all the drugs smoked, swallowed, shot, and absorbed rectally by all Americans from 1960 to 1990. 30 years of street drugs will get you some fking Angels my friend!
Religion easily has the greatest bullcrap story ever told. Think about it, religion has actually convinced people that there’s an INVISIBLE MAN…LIVING IN THE SKY…who watches every thing you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten special things that he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish where he will send to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry for ever and ever ’til the end of time…but he loves you.
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