Finding that it’s ‘just us’ and he can speak ‘off the cuff’ with his wealthy white donors, Romney explains the 47% remarks which got him in such hot water this week. We learn what Romney really feels and thinks of the 47% – and those red lights he sees blinking? They aren’t recorders, just the light of freedom blinking.
The in-crowd – and now we too, learn that fully half of the country are “freeloading minorities having extravagant ramen noodle parties – with unlimited ketchup packages paid for by your tax dollars,” but not Mitt’s. Free of hidden recorders, Mitt shares his thoughts on the Middle East, minorities (or shapeshifters) and seems to have Gremlins and Hispanics confused. Just to be safe, he advises his pals not to feed them after midnight. Thanks to BarelyPolitical for this extremely funny parody!