The excitement is palpable in Santorum’s South Carolina stop, (yawn). In this, his opportunity to let voters know what he stands for, and how their lives would be improved by putting him in office, Santorum chose to focus on – what else, homosexuality!
The crowd got his classic speech utilizing props. In this case, "a paper towel is not a car." The ‘bit’ is much longer but basically states that gay marriage is not real marriage. In fact, (and this is a crowd pleaser) if gay marriage is allowed, we open the doors to bestiality, polygamy, and "all these other sexual variations." [RJ Adds: by comparing gay men and women to animals (bestiality), Catholic Rick Santorum being defined as a frothy mix of feces and lubricant is less than he deserves. Has anyone else noticed how small his head is?]
Santorum wants people to know that gays have launched a ‘jihad’ against him! It’s evident that he’s talking about Dan Savage and the fair warning Savage gave Santorum about letting up on the gay pedal and shifting into another topic. Santorum didn’t, now his name is synonymous with a sexual mess of Savages’s devising. Next, if Rick Santorum cannot move along, and get past gay marriage, he has been promised that ‘Rick’ will stand for a sexual act. Republicans seem to be obsessed with homosexual marriage and of course – sex. In this case ‘victim’ Santorum knows exactly what he can do to stop the alleged victimization, and ironically it would help his chances tremendously. Okay, not much would help his chances, but he wouldn’t go out as that guy who couldn’t stop thinking about homosexual sex!