Here we have White House Principal Deputy Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders explaining why The Donald – like so many other Republican cowards ducking town hall meetings of late – will not attend the Correspondents Dinner. Because she says, as we say in the South you don’t buy cookies from girl scouts who egg your house.
As a Southerner I have to amend that statement. Sure Southern Girl Scouts egg homes all the time, but the response is not just a matter of not buying their horrible cookies.
Here in Texas and most other Southern states we have castle laws. So if a girl scout, or boy scout or Mexican or estranged wife for that matter steps on your property you can shoot them dead. Girl Scouts are usually shot between eyes while Mexicans and Negroes are shot in the back while running away.
Have a person problem? Move on down South, buy a house, invite your enemies over and as they come up the driveway, shoot them dead. It’s okay. It’s the Bible Belt.
It seems Sarah Huckabee Sanders has replaced the no longer wanted queen of fake news, alternate facts and in your face lies Kellyanne Conway to do the same job with a rounder face and body. Will round beat angular? Both women of course are Evangelical Fundamentalist rabid pro life Christians who see Jesus in Donald Trump.
You see the problem? If you believe snakes talk, men trained dinosaurs, live inside fish, walk on water and fly it is no reach at all to believe Donald Trump represents Jesus here in America. The greatest fake story ever told.