Hey! Concerned about your Merrill lynch Account?
Don’t worry, Sarah has a gun.
Insured by AIG?
Don’t worry, Sarah’s got a gun.
Did your 401 just take another kick in the pants?
Don’t worry, Sarah’s got a gun.
See a pink slip coming?
Don’t worry, Sarah’s got a gun.
Have to pull a kid out of college because you can’t afford it anymore?
Don’t worry, Sarah’s got a gun.
Have a kid going to Iraq?
Don’t worry, Sarah’s got a gun.
Fed up with Republican economic ideology?
Don’t worry, Sarah’s got a gun.
Medical bills throw you into bankruptcy
Don’t worry, Sarah’s got a gun.
Hurricane Ike screw you up?
Don’t worry, Sarah’s got a gun.
And lest I forget to remind yall what this election is truly ALL about.
The problem is not George W. Bush, it’s the elephant he rode in on.