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Security Guard Shoots Own Penis Off! Baby Slides Through Freeway Wreck videos

PhillipDeFranco: Armed Guard shoots off own penis,  Reviewer Card, Lucky Russian Baby  Video

This is a timely piece as the debate rages on over second amendment rights in general, and the advisability of placing ‘armed, trained security personnel’ in schools and other public areas in particular.  One such security guard was found this week, slumped over the wheel of his car and bleeding profusely. According to the Trinidad and Tobago Guardian, the 33-year-old accidently shot off his own penis.  Ouch indeed! Adding insult to injury, the man is being charged with not having a license for the .38 caliber instrument of death and dismemberment. Lest you think this is a fluke, or something that could only happen outside of the good ol’ U.S.of A.- accidental gunshot wounds to the penis and testicles were reported in Florida, Arizona and Washington in the year 2012!

What do you think of the ‘Reviewer Card?’ It certainly seems to assure you better service than dropping a  mention that you belong to ‘Angie’s List’ or frequent YELP – but should we have to bribe for the service we pay for and rightly expect?

Warning! Watching this Russian dash cam will cause your heart to leap up into your throat when you realize what the little ‘package’ skidding in the midst of the icy freeway accident is.  There’s luck and there’s dumb luck. Fortunately for this baby his parents seem to have lots of the latter, they’ll need it.