Seth Meyer’s monologue includes Bill O’Reilly, the Republican Weinstein, with 100% less punishment and none of the shame. However, Bill is still bitter and angry with God. Melania Trump’s anti-bullying campaign is launched, following the long-standing tradition in which first ladies adopt campaigns close to their own hearts, and swollen eyes. Great dad Trump, teaches Donald Junior the importance of being prompt, Playboy premiers their transgender issue, and much more!
From the weekend: “All five living presidents attended a benefit for hurricane victims in Texas on Saturday. The only way it could have been better is if there had been six former presidents.”