On Late Night with Seth Meyers, we take a comedy break, as Seth explains all of the hot new slang the kids are using, like ‘ Netflix and Chill.’ It sounds innocent enough When your teen is headed out the door to ‘Netflix and chill’ (verb) it really means,’going to your boyfriend or girlfriend’s house to have sex.’ Seth may be prevaricating a bit when he says that ‘Newspaper and Sulk’ is a variation of the original, which makes for a less successful evening all ’round.
I think this is a clever and genuinely funny piece wrapped in the guise of preposterous slang such as ‘The Martian’ (noun) a friend who gets separated from your group, but you decide that it would be too much of a pain in the ass to go back and find them so you just leave them. In a sentence “We lost Greg on the second day of Coachella, but it’s too late. He the Martian now.”
Check out Amazon package, empty subway car, froho, muck fuppet, pumpkin spice and droopsie daisy – if you dare – you probably won’t be sorry…And you may confound your offspring with slang no one has ever heard before.