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What would the real Jesus say to the Republican Party?

What would the real Jesus say to the Republican Party?

What is so cool about this political cartoon is the endless chain of text substitutes one could use instead of what we have there, though the most obvious one is more pragmatic than political “THIS WHACKO IS GONNA GET HIMSELF KILLED!”

What if Jesus had a gun back then? Well one things sure, we would all be having bagels and lox for breakfast this morning.

What would these characters above stay about executions, or blessed are the peacemakers, or a rich man and his camel  going through the eye of a needle, or any of the nice things the man said.

Did you know that not only Walmart but most department stores and malls sell garments made of two different kinds of materials? No demonstrations? GOD HATES PEOPLE WHO WEAR CLOTHES OF TWO MATERIALS!

And what about those who work on Sunday, God says even those who start a fire to cook a chicken must be publicly stoned to death. Let’s get on that!  Oh and abortion is not mentioned in the Bible. And Jesus never said one word about homosexuality.