Seth Meyers takes a closer look at Trump, still accusing the FBI of “spying” on him, while it turns out, his own lawyer, Michael Cohen was, in fact, spying on him. Cohen may be a lousy lawyer, but he is diligent. Cohen’s fine library of tapes prove Trump paid hush money to a Playboy model. The tapes also implicate Trump for campaign finance violations and bank fraud. The surprises just keep on coming. Trump’s own Carter Page, we’re learning was an advisor to the Kremlin for years. Who’d a thunk it?
Things are looking bad for Trump. Naturally, he is taking the situation under advisement while engaging his ‘Caps Lock’ key and threatening Iran with bloody, historically unprecedented war! Perhaps Trump and Putin came up with the scheme while they were alone for two hours? The look on the face of the Secretary of Intelligence, learning – while on T.V., that Putin is coming for a sleepover with Trump – is priceless. “Isn’t that special.”