This humorous, epic poem to penis- proud, mayoral candidate and sexting fool Anthony Weiner…er, Carlos Danger, is not all that he has inspired in his tumultuous career. Susie’s liberal twin reads her original work which salutes Weiner for inspiring many. Untold numbers of people are inspired by Weiner rising like the Phoenex, after plummeting to the ground – only to droop and rise again and again, etc. Amen.