In the continuing saga of the Wasilla Hillibillies we find the mother of Levi Johnson, Sherry Johnson 42, in jail with a six count felony accusation concerning Oxycontin, or as it is known on the street, Hillbilly Heroin.
Previously we have been treated to pictures of Levi and his soon to be wife 17 year old Bristol Palin covered in guns in Bonnie and Clyde photos and not a few stories of Levi and his hard party nature regarding alcohol and drugs. Which leads one to wonder if he was living with his mom at the time and if she was taking the hit. Bristol Palin’s baby-grandmother, Sherry Johnston, busted
The baby is due any moment which will obviously take place before the much talked about possible marriage to be. This of course puts Gay Marriage several moral and ethical steps above Hetero-Hillbilly marriages. In fact perhaps it is time to keep Hillbillies from marrying at all, you know, what with the Darwin Awards this time of year, the genetic pool is bad enough in not only Alaska but the hills and hollars of the lower lower 48.
The Hillbilly Marriage Act – Defines marriage as the union of two people who have IQs above 75.