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Silly Wabbits in Japan

silly wabbits in japanIs this something that happens in Japan just walking around? But wait. If they eat whale I would guess they eat wabbits too. So it must be a wabbit farm?

Back when I used to have fun. found myself in much the same situation as this Japanese lady while visiting the magic mushroom capital of the world, Palenque, Mexico.

My first day at the ruins found me a bit “floaty” from a little too much huevos mushroomos for breakfast. After floating down the giant steps of the Temple of the Sun, my pal and I noticed a large gaggle of turkeys milling about on the grassy promenade. We tucked our thumbs under our armpits, flapped a little and went “GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE.”  Without warning several dozen turkeys surrounded us replying with their own “GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE” in want of something or other we did not have. The gobbling was in threes which meant that turkeys could count. But we soon found they were content just to follow us wherever we went to hear our “GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE” every few minutes with caused them to their thunderous reply of “GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE.”

It became the funniest thing we had ever experienced in or young lives. We overdid it as a show to all the tourists from all over the world who thought it kind of silly, but no where near as funny as we did. In fact we found it so funny that the next morning we were unable to walk or talk from the pain in our cheeks and side muscles. We had to suffer through an entire day quietly laying in our hammocks watching clothless gringas under a waterfall drinking 30 cent Coronas and sipping from that dollar litre of Cuervo.