Google Glasses! There is hope! I was very worried that evolution would soon meld our chins into our chests. And even better news! Everyone will be looking up at the glass half full rather than down at the glass half empty. And it’s SNAZZY! I had a neighbor who had a very obvious tick, the entire side of his face would squish up every few seconds. . You get used to it. Like a stutter. And! We will soon be able to send pictures of our cats and babies to everyone with just a wink of the eye!
This just in. I have just heard from Bubba. He has been out shooting for the past year or so. He tells me these glasses are going to revolutionize “asshots”. No more worrying about getting caught by hotties or their boyfriends for pointing video cameras, digital cameras and smart phones at their behinds. Bubba says “asshots” will become so ubiquitous and popular that it will require it’s own social media application. Google Asshots? iAsshots? iShots? Instasshots? Twitass? Assbook?