This one has been swirling around in my head since I first read about these cases some years ago, I came me up with a lot of the same nicknames. Though back in the day my teachers had nicknames like Craterface and Jupiterbutt.
I am sure none of the young men involved – or their fathers – report this kind of thing. What’s it called anyway? Student Teacher conference with benefits? No matter how hard I try I just cannot see this as enough of a problem for the legal system.
Perhaps rather than burden our courts with this we could have the offended mother challenge the offensive teacher to a Fredrick’s of Hollywood sponsored mud wrestling show in the gym?