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SNL Mayweather-Pacquiao Cold Open

Mayweather-Pacquiao Cold OpenI really don’t know much about any of this other than the black guy is a rapist and the Filipino guy recently found Jesus Christ as his personal savior and lost. It came to me that I have no idea who the heavy weight boxing champion is when I used always know that. Have all the big guys finally beat each other to death or something? Or all in jail for beating up their girlfriends or wives? Or did the much maligned Howard Cosell actually help accomplish keeping bigass Black men from knocking each others brains out?  I really don’t know.

I was a fan of the original ROLLERBALL movie which made big serious fun of violence in sports, which with the recent concussion debate in the NFL causes me to ponder a what if…

What if the NFL removed all the helmets and padding, had them all dress like basketball players, eliminated personal fouls and only recruited players from college boxing teams?  Are there college boxing teams? Maybe we would need to recruit from that new no gloves kick in the face sport? Wait, I know how to make it fun! Professional wrestlers in masks!