Boxers or briefs? No no no, magic Mormon long underwear!
If you think Jesus traveling from Upstate New York to Michigan and on to Missouri is strange theology, you should hear the one about the talking snake, living inside fish, a boat with 1.7 million pairs of species and a virgin birth!
The snake business ended up with humanity being populated by incestuous acts between mothers, sons and sisters. And then a short time later – after God kills everyone – Noah, his wife, three sons and their wives herd 1.7 million pairs of species into a very large boat and this time populate the new and better world by the mating of first cousins. No wonder Republicans are so screwed up!