I just had a Ted Nugent / Sarah Palin epiphany, making fun of religion is like making fun of retarded kids.
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nd hey, this is a step up from the Texas Nativity scene. I can’t speak for the entire South, but here in Texas a proper Christian nativity scene would be first and foremost be an OPEN CARRY event. Joesph and the shepherds with AR-15s, Mary with a fashionable Glock 9mm with a matzo holster. Angels sporting easy to fly with Uzi machine pistols and of course the three wise men from the Middle East with their AK-47s.
In his crib the son God would already be planning on how to take health care away from half a million poor, mostly black and Hispanic Texans just for the fun of it, as it would be paid for by the Federal Government. He would also do his best planning to “table crucify” as many lost souls as he could get his hands on. He would of course expect to be brought boards and sticks as presents to wallop any children brought unto him. After all, guns cannot solve every problem.
Not to forget Jesus’s plans to destroy public education in lieu of private religious indoctrination centers. It is important that all Texas children know that guns, a good whippin’, and taking a big crap on the poor are the answers to keeping good family values intact. I do hope he does realize that the Muslim schools will be teaching horrible God awful crap unlike Christians teach.