Though twerking caused the end of the world, I am sure that twerking the shutdown with John Boehner and Michele Bachmann has given them both such high celebrity status that it makes them and all Republicans much more complacent about twerking. After all, real sex is what Republicans have so much trouble with, how could they object to fake sex? I don’t know, it’s always hard to figure how Republican brains work. Oops, this is so gay. Maybe Republicans won’t like it. Wait, is that Marcus Bachmann dancing in the background?
Wait a minute now. FreedomWorks CEO, Matt Kibbe on BIll Maher last night did give us the bottom line as to the overall way the Republican brain works. Why should I have to pay anything for someone I don’t know. There you have it. But I have to ask, who do you think Republicans envision in their minds as SOMEONE THEY DON’T KNOW?
What is it that causes working class white people – who pay minimal taxes – to pull GOP straight tickets knowing full well the Republican Party is against their economic interests? What is the driving force in that? I suppose one could say it’s the guns. But then again, what do you think the guns are for? Or an even better answer would be they are voting for Jesus. Who is in the NRA and wants to take what we spend on food and health insurance for the poor and transfer it to the Koch Brothers. The Koch Brothers need our help, and are beloved by Jesus. Remember the Sermon on the Mount. “Blessed are the rich for they shall own the Kingdom of God.”