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SNL Weekend Update: Whispering Putin’s Pals, March 8 2014,

snl putins palsCrimea seceding from the Ukraine could be a lesson for Texas come 2017.

If after 8 years of a black community organizer in the White House, Texas finds itself suffering 8 more years of a leftist witch woman as president, Texas may have little choice but to secede from the Union.

The majority of Texans will of course want to secede, well about 90% of the white ones anyway, and if the majority of a region wants to do this or that, isn’t that what democracy is?  It is not as if there were no precedent in this matter. 11 States once seceded from the Union on grounds of democratic states rights. Do not states have rights? Is not the very basis of the Republican Party about states rights?

If we allow the Crimea to secede from the Ukraine what is to stop Texas from doing the same here? Or Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia, Louisiana, Arkansas and Tennessee for that matter?

So with that said, if this issue does come up after Hillary Clinton becomes the next President of the United States and Texas and some other states start talking referendums to secede, I sure hope Vladmir Putin and the Russians come to put a stop it!

Republican Party Platform:
Section 1
A) Hypocrisy does not matter, sound bites do.